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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.
Chuck Norris once went into a room with ten bad guys in it, but only had nine bullets. He came out without a scratch, and a full clip.
The tighter the jeans on Chuck Norris, the more kick ass he becomes.
Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.
If you take a picture of Chuck Norris, from that day on, that camera will only develop that same picture of Chuck Norris, no matter what is in the lense's sight.
Chuck Norris once made love to a grizzly bear for 4 hours.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can only use condoms made out of titanium. Otherwise his sperm will roundhouse kick their way out of the latex.
In a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
A man compared Chuck Norris to Jean-Claude Van Damme once. Once.
Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, who was in turn trained by a time traveling Chuck Norris thus completing the circle.
Chuck Norris eats nails for lunch and dinner. He's too tough to eat breakfast.
It isn't blood running through Chuck Norris' veins; it's pain.
Chuck Norris has never been "away" on vacation, the places come to him.
Chuck Norris weighs as much as a thousand suns. Normally, the Laws of Physics would cause him to collapse in on himself, but the Laws of Physics are afraid of being roundhoused kicked into another dimension.
Chuck Norris knows the absolute value of pi.
When Chuck Norris eats grapes, he pisses out well-aged wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask permission, he grants it.
Kryptonite only makes Chuck Norris stronger. This fact led to the now famous incident when he called Superman a "Pussy".
The first rule of Chuck Norris is, you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
You know why people win the lottery? Because Chuck Norris once gave them the thumbs-up sign.
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.
A solar eclipse is the result of the sun accidentally making eye contact with Chuck Norris.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
"Luke, Chuck Norris is your father"
All Mortal Kombat fatalities are based off of Chuck Norris moves.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 400 game.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, he tears a hole in the fabric of space and time, which sucks you into a parallel universe filled with Chuck Norrises, all waiting to roundhouse kick you back into the normal dimension.
Chuck Norris invented water so he could walk on it.
Chuck Norris snorts anthrax.
Chuck Norris took the Mona Lisa's virginity.
On the 7th day, God rested. Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Nintendo wanted to make a video game staring Chuck Norris. The only problem is that Chuck Norris can not die and therefore the game can not possibly pose any challenge to anyone.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to chuck,excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole. Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
When Chuck Norris falls into water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!
The mathematical proof "For every number x, there is x+1" does not apply to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris cannot be recreated, reproduced, cloned, or otherwise duplicated in any way, shape, or form.
The the Geneva Convention specifically forbids the use of Chuck Norris in an international conflict.
Chuck Norris spends all of his time on this site searching through the facts so he can find the ones he submitted and give them perfect 10 ratings.
Einstein actually had a theory explaining how the roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris broke all laws of physics. He died on the day of the planned release.
The Earth spins because Chuck Norris walks on it. The force from his footsteps are enough to rotate the Earth on its axis.
Chuck Norris does not walk; he moves the ground.