let's talk about love!
brian fantana: - I think I was in love once.
ron burgundy: - Really? What was her name?
brian fantana: - I don't remember.
ron burgundy: - That's not a good start, but keep going...
brian fantana: - She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
ron burgundy: - I'm pretty sure that's not love.
brian fantana: - Damn it!